20 Stocking Stuffers for Men That Will Knock His Socks Off
Paired With 20 Mighty Little Poems and Some Christmas Guy Humor
Stocking stuffers for men can be fun and easy to find, but only when you know the best places to look.
The Gift Poet found you cool, unique and unusual ones, from hilarious gag gifts to a funny men's book.
Find stocking stuffers for dads, brothers, sons and husbands, and of course for amazingly cool boyfriends too.
Christmas stockings will be awesome for men this year, because of their unusual stocking stuffers from you.
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2o Stocking Stuffers for Men
1. Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life
Because he meets so many annoying people daily
Help your man vent his anger and rage right away
Give a copy of Dear Asshole to the man in your life
So he's always prepared with the best words to say
This may not be his most enlightened strategy ever
But he'll always be armed with a brilliant comeback
Dear Asshole covers every type of moron he'll meet
For humor this men's stocking stuffer does not lack
2. Tool Logic Credit Card Companion With 9 Tools
The unique Tool Logic Credit Card Companion
Has nine essential tools that are used every day
This credit card holder easily fits into his wallet
And is a practical stocking stuffer in every way
Find a removable 2-inch steel serrated-edge blade
A can and bottle opener, and handy tweezers too
This tool weighs less than one and a half ounces
And will be appreciated by him when given by you
3. Rackies Premium Stainless Steel Shot/Shooter Glasses
Grab your tequila, Russian vodka or favorite whiskey
Rackies stainless-steel shot glasses are a total score
The stocking stuffers for men come in a leather case
In which he will find not one shooter glass but four
Rackies are for single shots and for doubles as well
And each glass has a hidden word if you look closely
Mom may not approve but Dad most probably will
As Rackies are both a fun gag gift and a high quality
4. Chocolate Elk Poop in Vintage Cotton Elk Poop Bag
Inside classic hand-printed vintage elk poop bags
You'll find unique elk poop stocking stuffers for men
Give these gifts to the men in your life for Christmas
And they'll never see almonds in the same way again
Made from the finest and freshest chocolate around
Guaranteed to be the best chocolate poop in the West
Give these stocking stuffers to all of your male friends
They'll agree that chocolate elk poop tastes the best
5. Worst Gift Ever Men's Crew Socks
Give your annoying older brother the worst gift ever
And he'll end up loving this stocking stuffer the most
These cotton and spandex gray crew socks for men
Will keep his feet comfortable and as warm as toast
The guys at the office will applaud his new socks
His worst gift ever will start a new workplace trend
These fun stocking stuffers for men are hilarious
So give a pair to your husband or to your boyfriend
6. 32GB Stainless Steel ROBOT USB 3.0 High-Speed Flash Drive with Key Ring
This remarkable USB 3.0 high-speed flash drive
Is a stainless steel robot with a truly great memory
There's not much this smart robot can't remember
Because he can store 32GB of data quite easily
The USB flash drive has a handy belt loop and key ring
You can hang a smart robot from your belt with ease
Take him to school, the office or along on your travels
And as stocking stuffers he is most certain to please
7. 3D Grenade Ice Cube Mold
An enormous ice cube takes much longer to melt
So this frozen grenade keeps things cool for a while
Seeing party guests with grenades in their drinks
Will give them a fun reason to all laugh and smile
These stocking stuffers for men are truly life-savers
Because nobody likes the taste of a luke-warm drink
And the sight of frozen grenades all floating around
May give the men in your life a good reason to think
8. Westminster Butt Face Soap
So that he won't get confused about which side to use
Give him this Butt Face soap that is labeled clearly
These are unique gifts for guys who have everything
And good stocking stuffers for men who confuse easily
To make his two choices that much clearer for him
This bar of soap has been cleverly color-coded too
He won't make a mistake when he's in the shower
Thanks to this hilarious gag gift that's given by you
9. Zippo Hand Warmer 2015
These are useful gifts for the cold northern winters
When the weather is freezing cold and icy outside
Your survivalist man can keep both his hands warm
And show off his new Zippo Hand Warmer with pride
He can keep a hand warmer in each of his pockets
And he'll happily think of you and your gift every time
Because his venturing outside into freezing cold wind
Without a Zippo Hand Warmer is a cold-weather crime
10. Magma Original Skull Mask + 2 Fake Arm Tattoo Sleeves
He can wear this gift as a hat, a scarf or a face mask
And the tattoo sleeves will give your man a tough look
These unique stocking stuffers for men are versatile
And his newly tattooed arm will now read like a book
They are great gifts for bikers, cyclists and fishermen
To protect both their arms from the hot summer sun
Give these tattoo sleeves and skull masks to friends
Who like looking stylish while also having great fun
11. Waxed Bacon Floss
Dentists recommend flossing and your man loves bacon
This stocking stuffer for men may then well do the trick
He can have his morning bacon and he'll also be flossing
Though kissing him after flossing may make you feel sick
Give your man the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon
The Waxed Bacon Floss can improve his dental hygiene
This may be the coolest and the weirdest gift idea ever
And the best stocking stuffer that bacon lovers have seen
12. Stanley 4-in-1 Pocket Screwdriver
Give a set of precision screwdrivers as a gift
These stocking stuffers for men are very cool
The compact Stanley 4-in-1 Pocket Screwdriver
Is a convenient and practical small pocket tool
It's ideal for fixing eyeglasses and toy assembly
So give these to all the guys on your gift list
They'll have tools on them to do all your repairs
So there won't ever be an opportunity missed
13. Star Wars: Darth Vader Lightsaber Chopsticks
These Star Wars Darth Vader Chopsabers in red
Are the most awesome stocking stuffers for men
Once your Jedi eats his sushi with red chopsabers
He won't ever eat his sushi without them again
Give lightsaber chopsticks to your Star Wars fans
To sashimi and sushi lovers and foodie friends too
You'll love these cool Christmas gifts that are unique
So be sure to buy an extra set of chopsabers for you
14. Dude Wipes Flushable Wipes
For use after toilet paper or any other dude purpose
Give Dude Wipes to all the cool dudes that you know
They'll appreciate having Dude Wipes in their pockets
Cause having Dude Wipes is handy when you gotta go
These are for his face, hands, pits and dude regions
They're stocking stuffers for men to keep dudes clean
Give a pack of Dude Wipes to the man in your life
So he can still smell all fresh even after he has been
15. Old & Urban Moscow Mule Mug - 100% Pure Solid Copper Mugs
Exquisite Moscow mule mugs from Old & Urban
Have a perfectly sized 16-ounce liquid capacity
They can be frozen to keep drinks colder for longer
And the 100 percent solid copper is the best quality
Give as cool stocking stuffers for men this Christmas
To enjoy ice-cold vodka, tequila, whiskey or beer
Because with Moscow mule mugs as gifts from you
Drinking inferior-tasting beverages won't be a fear
16. I May Be Wrong - Men’s Funny Sayings T-Shirt
This I May Be Wrong But It's Highly Unlikely tee
Is a great gift to give a man who is always right
The words on his shirt will speak for themselves
And may help prevent an argument or even a fight
T-shirts with funny sayings will always be in style
So buy these stocking stuffers for know-it-all men
Their I May Be Wrong But It's Highly Unlikely tees
Will be worn and washed over and over again
17. Key Knife with Straight Edge Folding 1.5-Inch Stainless Steel Drop Point Blade
The blade is smartly hidden in a key-shaped handle
So the lucky gift recipients will always be prepared
Armed with these protective stocking stuffers for men
The guys in your life will feel safe and never be scared
The one-and-a-half inch stainless-steel key knife
Is intended for everyday carrying on his key chain
He'll be prepared with his secret blade all the time
And your thoughtful men's gift won't be given in vain
18. BigMouth Inc Diarrhea Funny Toilet Paper
This funny gag gift for men comes in a decorative box
With the diarrhea song printed for the user to view
Give to your male friends who appreciate potty humor
So that when they have to go they'll be thinking of you
Toilet paper may be an unusually weird Christmas gift
But as stocking stuffers for men this TP is really funny
Give these to guys and then sing the full diarrhea song
To make gift opening on Christmas viral-video worthy
19. Man Meets Stove: A cookbook for men who've never cooked anything without a microwave
For men who cannot cook food without a microwave
Man Meets Stove is a cookbook they desperately need
Give these gift to guys who are clueless in the kitchen
So that from microwave meals they'll forever be freed
Buy comedy cookbooks to give male college students
So eating dry ramen noodles can be a thing of the past
These stocking stuffers for men will easily teach them
Because they're smart guys and they learn really fast
20. Ugly Pom Beanie Knit Winter Hat - Beer Run
Forget about buying ugly Christmas sweaters for him
Because ugly beanie knit winter hats are better by far
And you can give him a legitimate excuse for a beer run
If he wears a beer run beanie hat and borrows your car
The ugly blue pom on the beanie completes the look
Give these as stocking stuffers for men who love beer
They won't miss their ugly Christmas sweaters at all
As those are the Cristmas gifts that men secretly fear
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